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Pee-to-pee voice, video, and text with ML noise cancellation and video embeds. No middlemen. No data harvesting. Just you and your people, connected directly through the void.
Voice and video travel directly peer-to-peer via WebRTC. No relay servers, no middlemen. Your calls never touch our infrastructure.
Crystal-clear WebRTC calls with no middleman lag. It's like being in the same room, minus the smell.
One-click screen sharing for gaming, presentations, or walking someone through tech support for the 47th time.
Built-in AI assistant powered by Google Gemini. Ask questions, get jokes, receive questionable life advice.
Paste a YouTube, Twitch, Vimeo, or Twitter/X link and it renders as an inline player. Drop .mp4/.webm files for native video playback.
Personalize your presence with custom colors, status messages, and profile pictures. Stand out in the void.
Mesh networking for true many-to-many voice and video. No one-on-one limitations here.
Drop images and files directly in chat. Shared via Firebase Storage with automatic image optimization.
RNNoise WASM-powered audio pipeline kills keyboard noise, fans, and background chatter. Toggle it on in voice settings.
Click any video tile to pin and maximize it. Perfect for presentations or watching your friend fail at games.
Green ring around avatars shows who's talking in real-time. No more "was that you or my cat?"
Full markdown support - bold, italic, code blocks, links, headers, and lists. Express yourself properly.
Take Pisscord with you. Same P2P privacy, same features, now on your phone. Join voice calls from anywhere. Text your crew on the go.
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Pisscord
Grab the Windows installer. It's free, it's clean, and your antivirus won't even flinch.
Pick a display name and you're instantly connected. Everyone online sees you appear. No friend codes needed.
Jump into voice, spam the chat, or vibe in silence. Your call. Literally.
The Crew
"Finally, an app that doesn't sell my soul to 47 different ad networks. My tinfoil hat approves."
"Voice quality so good I can hear my brother breathing through his mouth. Feature or bug? Unclear."
"Pissbot told me a joke so bad I ascended to another plane of existence. Would recommend."
Yes. 100% free. No premium tiers. No "pay to remove ads." No venture capital vampires demanding growth metrics. We made this for friends and family, not profit.
Voice and video go directly P2P via WebRTC — your calls never pass through our servers. Text messages are stored in Firebase for our private family server. We use Firebase for presence (who's online) and message storage. Since this is a trusted, invite-only server, we prioritize simplicity over client-side encryption.
Because corporate overlords don't trademark the word "piss." Plus, our angry water droplet mascot needed a home that matched his energy.
Yes! The web version works everywhere! Just go to web.pisscord.app on any device with a modern browser - Mac, Linux, iPhone, Android, tablets, even smart fridges (probably). There's also a native Android APK available for download, and the Windows desktop app for the full experience.
Pissbot is our AI assistant (Google Gemini 2.0 Flash under the hood). It lives in #pissbot and answers questions, tells jokes, transcribes voice messages, and provides entertainment. It also has conversation memory — it remembers your last 20 messages per session.
Open Pisscord in your browser. No download required.